Source: AP (Ass. Press)
Yes, Ladies and Gentleman. First time in the history of the Academy that we have the best performing male actor from Foreign Country, he’s the one and only Prime Minister of Thailand. Mr.Taksin Shinnawattra. His role in the movie “The Last (day of) Prime Minister” won the heart of all critic. Estimating from the review, the scene that won him this award is probably when he makes the half-ass speech that he will “not take the prime minister position in the new government. His tears that did not exactly come out of his eyes reflect so many emotions. Mr. Jemsak Pintong, the Political Acting Critic said yesterday that “I think the tears of Mr.Taksin is the result of three reason which are (1) the asset that he might be ceased by the government in the near future, (2) the asset that he might be cheated by Temasek and (3) the sadness that suddenly he remember that he hasn’t have any erection in the past 6 months. “There are lots of broken lines that show so many hidden agenda.” Mr. Jemsak said. “..which reflects so much sense of cunning that totally belong to him but also fool all the Thais that he is a good guy. He is truly the actor of the century”
Sondhi Limtongkul the media firebrand who has been a harsh critic on Mr.Taksin since the cancel of his show “Thailand Weekly” on TV9, said last night that “I congratulate him for receiving this Oscar. He definitely deserved it. I've never seen any one act so good in such a long long time. Thinking back, there are so many scenes that can win him the award. Within only one movie, he play so much roles in different emotion such as being a ruthless leader, a crazy man, a baby hugger, a father who set up his son, a husband who can not give his wife and orgasm for years, and also a thief. He’s the actor of all actors.”
Mr. Apisit Wechachiwa, the leader of opposition party also salute him for his success “In my life as a politician, I always admire the cool-cat acting of Mr.Chuan Leekpai, as my master. But compare to Mr.Taksin’s acting to Mr Chun’s I think Mr. Chuan will be just like a light bulb while Mr. Taksin is a Sun. I should learn more from him. I still don’t know how to bring tears when ever I want yet. I am working on it.”
Mr. Wassana Permlarp, who also received the high-honor award HoY or “เหี้ย” of the year did not be able to join the academy because he and other three member of the Election Committee was killed by suffocation with load of waste election cards in the past election. It was a sad news but because of the overwhelming weight of Mr.Taksin’s Success. There are only 3 lines of this mass murder suicide on the local newspaper. The funeral for him and other three of Election Committee will be at Sanlam Lang which the public are allow to throw rocks, trash or spit on the 4 bodies. The family of all 4 members will be sit there as well, but only spitting on them are allowed (confirmed by Apria Kosayothin – BKK Governor)
Mr. Taksin will appear for Public Trashing Party around next week. People are excited to congratulate him by throwing shit, also spiting and may be throwing fetus in the plastic bag to him. However, the there is no confirmation about the date because Mr.Taksin still consider the specification regarding what kind of trash will be allowed to throw to him. Critic said that it is likely to be “FUCKMAEW”.
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